NYC Halloween Parade 2007

Okay, okay... I was a zombie last year, I know, I know. But rather than the goofy internet joke, I went for the full-on zombie gore. Also, I'm a chef. I'm a zombie chef, see. Don't give me any lip, or I'll... come to think of it, give me your lip. I'll make lip sous-vide with taragon and truffle oil. Yes, that is a whisk stuck in my head.
me

Jessica was a zombie chef, too. Here she is whipping up some delicious brains in the subway.
jessica

Wylie Dubrains and Bobby Flayed
chefs

Pluto fights the good fight.
pluto

Gyar! Frightening.
scary_clown

This guy went as a nail gun accident on the set of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
spikes

Her future's so bright, she's got to wear shades.
lamp

Oh, right... kids like Halloween, too.
kids

What an amazing costume. I won't sully it with a dumb joke. The smirk! PERFECT!
warhol

I found at least one customer interested in my cooking.
feast

AT-AT-sa great costume, fellah.
atat

NOMNOMNOM!
cats